enb 43 Eggs, Privacy, British Governement Officially as Dumb as the American One, Redaction Irony for De Palma

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HELLO I’M RICHARD BLUESTEIN AND THIS IS THE ECLECTIC NEWS BRIEF FOR THURSDAY, NOVEMBER 22, 2007. THIS PODCAST IS SPONSORED GODADDY.COM. USE THE DISCOUNT CODES INSANE1, INSANE2, OR INSANE3 WHEN YOU CHECK OUT OF GODADDY.COM TO SAVE LOTS OF MONEY. AND NOW A FEW WORDS FROM ANOTHER SPONSOR!
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IN THE ROLE OF MISS EDIE, EDITH MASSEY FAMOUSLY ASKED THE QUESTION, ‘HOW CAN A PERSON BE AN EGG, COTTON?’ IN JOHN WATERS CAMP CLASSIC, PINK FLAMINGOS. WELL, IN YET A NEW, PREVIOUSLY THOUGHT IMPOSSIBLE HEIGHT OF ABSURDITY FOR THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA’S COLLECTIVE *UN*CONSCIOUSNESS, THIS BIZARRE LSD-LIKE PHILOSOPHY HAS BECOME THE SUBJECT OF AMERICA’S COURT SYSTEM. WENDY NORRIS WRITES IN THE REALITY CHECK REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH BLOG QUOTE IN A TERSE SEVEN TO ZERO DECISION TODAY, THE COLORADO SUPREME COURT AFFIRMED THE DECISION OF THE STATE TITLE BOARD’S APPROVAL OF A 2008 PROPOSED BALLOT MEASURE TO BESTOW CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHTS ON FERTILIZED HUMAN EGGS. THE ASSOCIATED PRESS’ HEADLINE READ SIMPLY COURT CLEARS WAY FOR EGG RIGHTS SHOWDOWN. AS A RESULT OF THIS OBSCENE COURT DECISION, THERE WILL BE A REFERENDUM ON THE COLORADO BALLOT WHICH WILL READ AS FOLLOWS:
SHALL THERE BE AN AMENDMENT TO THE COLORADO CONSTITUTION DEFINING THE TERM *PERSON* TO INCLUDE ANY HUMAN BEING FROM THE MOMENT OF FERTILIZATION AS A *PERSON* IS USED IN THOSE PROVISIONS OF THE COLORADO CONSTITUTION RELATING TO INALIENABLE RIGHTS, EQUALITY OF JUSTICE AND DUE PROCESS OF LAW? THERE’S NOTHING MORE I CAN SAY ABOUT THIS OBSCENE DIVERSION FROM THE REAL PROBLEMS OF OUR COUNTRY. THANKS TO ANDYMATIC.COM FOR THE HAT TIP. WHATEVER THAT MEANS.
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ACCORDING TO REUTERS, BRIAN DE PALMA’S FILM, ‘REDACTED’, HAS BEEN REDACTED. ‘REDACTED’ IS BASED ON THE TRUE STORY OF A GROUP OF US SOLDIERS WHO RAPED AND MURDERED A 14 YEAR OLD IRAQI GIRL AND THEN KILLED PART OF HER FAMILY. ACCORDING TO REUTERS, MAGNOLIA PICTURES, THE DISTRIBUTER OF ‘REDACTED’ ORDERD THE FACES OF DEAD IRAQIS SHOWN AT THE END OF THE FILM TO BE *BLACKED OUT*. DE PALMA REACTED BY SAYING QUOTE I FIND IT REMARKABLE. ‘REDACTED’ GOT REDACTED. I MEAN , HOW IRONIC. I FOUGHT EVERY WAY I COULD IN ORDER TO STOP THOSE PHOTOGRAPHS FROM BEING REDACTED AND I STILL LOST UNQUOTE. DEPALMA BLAMES AMERICAN INSURANCE COMPANIES FOR HAVING TO MUCH CONTROL OVER FILM DISTRIBUTION IN GENERAL. MAGNOLIA PICTURES SPOKESMAN SAID THAT MAGNOLIA WOULD NOT BE ABLE TO INSURE THE FILM IF IT RAN THE UNEDITED PHOTOS. WHO KNEW THAT MOVIES NEED TO BE INURED? WHAT FOR? DE PALMA SAID THAT HIS FILM SHOWS HOW THE PRESENTATION OF OUR TROOPS HAS BEEN WHITEWASHED BY MAINSTREAM MEDIA.
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IN CASE YOU FEEL LIKE YOU HAVE TOO MANY RIGHTS TO PRIVACY IN AMERICA, GOOGLE IS NOW ALLOWING YOU TO GIVE AWAY YOUR ENTIRE GENETIC BLUEPRINT AND YOU ONLY HAVE TO PAY $999 FOR THE PRIVILEGE. GOOGLE HAS FINANCIALLY BACKED A GENETICS WEB STIE WHICH ENCOURAGES PEOPLE TO SEND IN SWABS OF THEIR SALIVA FOR GENETIC TESTING FOR $999. HOW STUPID CAN YOU BE? IN THIS DAY AND AGE OF THE JUSTICE DEPARTMENT EXTORTING DATA FROM COMPANIES LIKE AT&T, YAHOO, AND MSN, PEOPLE WILL ACTUALLY GIVE THEIR ENTIRE GENETIC BLUEPRINT AWAY TO SOME NO NAME INTERNET BASED COMPANY? *AND PAY A THOUSAND DOLLARS FOR IT*.
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SPEAKING OF THE FAR SIDE OF IDIOCY, IN ENGLAND LAST WEEK, THE BRITISH GOVERNMENT LOST THE ENTIRE COUNTRY OF BRITTIAN’S DATA BASE OF CHILD BENEFIT CLAIMANTS! EVERY SINGLE ONE! THE LOST DATA ALSO INCLUDED THE BANK DETAILS OF 7.25 MILLION FAMILIES, ACCORDING TO THE GUARDIAN. THE DATA WAS MINIMALLY SECURED BY PASSWORD PROTECTION AND WAS NOT ENCRYPTED SO ANY 8 YEAR OLD WITH HALF A BRAIN COULD READ THE DATABASE. ISN’T IT NICE TO KNOW THAT AMERICA IS NOT THE ONLY COUNTRY RUN BY MORONS?
THANK YOU.
I’M RICHARD BLUESTEIN AND DID WAS HET NIEWS.

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