ENB #28 Ohio Election Scam, Big Nellie Brother Chertoff, Fat Americans Starving, and Gonzalez Licensed to kill

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ENB #28 Ohio Election Scam, Big Nellie Brother Chertoff, Fat Americans Starving, and Gonzalez Licensed to kill.

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THE CINCINNATI ENQUIRER BROKE THE TOTAL MAINSTREAM MEDIA BLACKOUT OF THE 2004 ELECTION MISCOUNT CONTROVERSY. ON AUGUST 11, THE ENQUIRER REPORTED THAT NO LESS THAN 1.6 *MILLION* BALLOTS AND ELECTION RECORDS. VARIOUS BOARDS OF ELECTIONS “LOST” THESE RECORDS DESPITE A JUDGE’S RULING THAT ALL BALLOTS FROM THE 2004 ELECTION IN OHIO MUST BE PRESERVED. THE NEW SECRETARY OF STATE FOR OHIO, JENNIFER BRUNNER, RECEIVED A WHOPPING 39 LETTERS OF EXPLANATION FOR THE “LOST” BALLOTS. A LITANY OF EXCUSES WAS PROVIDED TO SECRETARY BRUNNER. THESE INCLUDED, SPILLED COFFEE, A FLOODED STORAGE AREA, AND MISCOMMUNICATION WITH A COUNTY ‘GREEN TEAM’ ASSIGNED TO PICK UP ALL RECYCLABLES. SEVEN OHIO COUNTIES TOLD BRUNNER THAT THEY ARE MISSING ALLL OF THEIR 2004 BALLOTS. THESE COUNTIES WERE ASHTABULA, MARION, MEDINA, MONTGOMERY, PREBLE, SANDUSKY, AND SENECA COUNTIES. OTHER COUNTIES LOST OR DISCARDED SOME OR MOST OF THEIR 2006 BALLOTS. AT LEAST 36 COUNTIES DESTROYED OR LOST NEARLY 800,000 BLANK UNUSED BALLOTS. WITHOUT THESE UNUSED BALLOTS IT IS IMPOSSIBLE TO DETERMINE WHETHER OR NOT THEY WERE USED TO CAST FRAUDULENT VOTES. STRANGEST OF ALL, PERHAPS, IS THAT SO FAR THERE HAS BEEN NO EVIDENCE OF FOUL PLAY TO EXPLAIN WHAT COULD OTHERWISE BE DESCRIBED AS AN EXTREMELY BIZARRE COINCIDENCE. WELL PERHAPS THIS IS NOT SO STRANGE, AFTER ALL, SINCE THERE HAS BEEN NO INVESTIGATION INTO THIS EXTREMELY IMPORTANT MEDIA BLACKED-OUT ISSUE. PROLAPSE.
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GAY LOOKING AND ACTING HOMELAND SECURITY SECRETARY MICHAELL CHERTOFF AUTHORIZED THE USE OF SPY SATELLITES TO SPY ON AMERICANS. THE SATELLITES HAVE NEVER BEFORE BEEN USED TO SPY AMERICAN CITIZENS. THEY WERE INTENDED TO SPY ON RUSSIANS AND OTHER EXAGGERATED ENEMIES. BUT NOW THAT THERE ARE NO MORE GOOD FAKE ENEMIES, THE US GOVERNMENT HAS TURNED ITS PANOPTICON INWARD. INWARD TOWARDS ITS BRAIN DEAD CITIZENS 95 PERCENT OF WHOM, ACCORDING TO A RECENT HARRIS POLL, DESCRIBED THEMSELVES AS ‘HAPPY’. HAPPY DESPITE BEING LIED TO SPIED UPON, TAXED TO PAY FOR MURDER, AND BEING BROKE WITH THEIR HOUSES BEING FORECLOSED UPON. PERHAPS THE HARRIS POLLSTERS WERE BUSY LOOKING AT THAT YOUTUBE THING OR SOMETHING. ANYWAY. ACCORDING TO RUPERT MURDOCH’S WALL STREET JOURNAL, OFFICIALS WILL SOON EXAMINE HOW THE SPY SATELLITES CAN BE USED TO AID FEDERAL AND *LOCAL* LAW ENFORCEMENT AGENCIES, COVERING BOTH CRIMINAL *AND CIVIL* LAW. PAY ATTENTION- THE SATELLITES MAY BE USED FOR CIVIL CASES! IF YOU ARE VERY STUPID, YOU MAY NOT KNOW THAT A CIVIL CASE COULD BE A DIVORCE PROCEEDING OR PERHAPS THE RIAA SUING YOUR GRANDMA, OR SOME OTHER BULLSHIT.
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WHILE THE LIKES OF HALIBURTON AND EXXON-MOBILE GET RICH FROM YOUR TAX DOLLARS AND LIVES, AMERICANS ARE STARTING TO RUN OUT OF LUNCH MONEY. WAL-MART’S PROFITS ARE APPARENTLY A BETTER INDICATOR OF AMERICA’S FINANCIAL HEALTH THAN THE GOVERNMENT’S FRAUD-ADJUSTED INFLATION AND EMPLOYMENT INDICES. WAL-MART CEO LEE SCOTT TOLD THE NEW YORK TIMES RECENTLY “MANY CUSTOMERS ARE RUNNING OUT OF MONEY AT THE END OF THE MONTH” DAMIEN REECE OF THE TELEGRAPH UK WRITES, ” THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS ARE LOSING THEIR HOMES BECAUSE THEY CAN’T PAY THEIR MORTGAGES- LOANS THAT IN REALITY NEVER STOOD A CHANCE OF BEING REPAID. BUT IF YOU ARE ONE OF THOSE MANY AMERICANS WHO CAN’T AFFORD A ROOF, THEN LIFE’S OTHER LITTLE NECESSITIES ARE GOING TO BE BEYOND YOUR REACH AS WELL”. REECE CONTINUES “ECONOMIC BAROMETERS DON’T COME MUCH BLUNTER OR MORE GRIM THAN THE CORRELATION BETWEEN ECONOMIC HARDSHIP AND THEFT.
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HUMAN-CAUSED CLIMATE CHANGE CONTINUES TO RAVAGE THE PLANET AS UP TO 300,000 MAY GO HOMELESS IN NORTH KOREA DUE TO FLOODING. FORTUNATELY AMERICA DOESN’T CARE ABOUT HAPPENS TO NORTH KOREANS BECAUSE NORTH KOREANS TYPICALLY DON’T COME OUT OF AMERICAN VAGINAS. AS THE AMERICAN GOVERNMENT CENSORS SCIENTISTS WHO DISCUSS CLIMATE CHANGE, THE US IS SENDING A HUGE BOAT TO MARK TERRITORY IN THE ARCTIC. SO, THERE ISN’T ENOUGH EVIDENCE TO PROVE CLIMATE CHANGE IS REAL, BUT WE CAN STILL FIGHT OVER WHO GETS THE OIL UNDERNEATH THE RAPIDLY MELTING ICE CAPS. IS THAT WHAT YOU CALL THEM? ICE CAPS? LYPS?
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BLOOD THIRSTY ATTORNEY GENERAL GONZALES WILL SOON BE THE FIRST HISPANIC GOD. FOR SOME REASON GONZALES WAS ELEVATED TO DIETY STATUS IN THE 2006 PATRIOT ACT WHICH MANY SO CALLED PROGRESSIVES VOTED FOR. WHY DOES THE PATRIOT ACT INCLUDE PROCEDURES FOR EXECUTING U.S. NON-MILLITARY PRISONERS? *BECAUSE NOBODY READ THE 2006 PATRIOT ACT BEFORE SIGNING IT” UNDER THE NEW RULES, GONZALES WILL BE ABLE TO DECIDE STATE REQUESTS IN ORDER TO SPEED THE APPEALS PROCESS. ELISABETH SEMEL, DIRECTOR OF THE DEATH PENALTY CLINIC AT U.C. BERKLEY TOLD THE BBC “IT’S LIKE GIVING CONTROL OF THE HEN HOUSE TO THE FOX, BECAUSE IT’S THE ATTORNEY GENERAL IN THE STATE GOING TO THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE US AND GETTING PERMISSION TO DO SOMETHING THAT KILLS THE CHICKEN”
BUT, 95 PERCENT OF AMERICANS ARE HAPPY, AND I ASSUME, NOT ON DEATH ROW. OH WELL! TEE DOUBLE HEE!
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