Dame Dooty performs and Aria from The Barber of Seville while playing with her clitoris. The recording of this performance was ruined by an overzealous spotlight operator on roller skates. That’s why Dame Dooty is yellow and even uglier than in real life.
Enjoy this rare guest performance by Taffeta Von Trapp, the lost member of the Von Trapp family singers. Taffeta had been the lead singer of â€œTaffy and the Trappettesâ€ until that bitch Julie Andrews came along and changed the family to ensemble performers.